Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Monday, June 6, 2016

Funny Pathan

Joke translation:
Man to pathan: I have called you yesterday why you did not receive? 
Pathan: Why would i receive? The song i have activate for 30 rupees, will your dad hear it?

Quote

Quote translation:
Allah almighty doesn't like the hardness of heart and, tongue that's why allah made both boneless.

Funny son


Joke translation:
Mother to son: Its your dirty hand marks on the door?
Son: No mom! I always open the door by kicking on it.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Funny boy!

Joke translation:
Boy was eating chocolate, the man near him told him that eating too much chocolates are not good for health.
Boy: My grandfather lives 105 years!
Man: So your grandfather also eates too much chocolates?
Boy: No! They keep focus on their own work.